Let’s Make Earth Green Again

Trump Let's Make Earth Green Again - by C-Section Comics

Make Earth Green Again / by C-Section Comics


“We’ll make the world green again!”
our president had said.
“We do it for our children,
it’s THEIR future that we dread.”
Green goo flooded the rivers
and flowed quickly to the sea.
“Nailed it” said the president
and cackled with much glee.
We love our dearest president
because he really strives
to make sure green’s the color
that will dominate our lives.
Green pollution and green smoke
come from our industry,
since green’s the color of our precious
dollar almighty.

 

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Here’s another comic about nature and pollution,
and Donald Trump / Petäys Resort – an optical illusion.

Iron Man Met a Fan

Iron Man met a fan - by C-Section Comics

Iron Man met a Fan / C-Section Comics

Iron Man met a fan,
dirty blonde and slightly tanned.
Towards him she quickly ran.
He thought a selfie was her plan,
but she had quite a different plan:
She plugged her charger to the man,
since out of battery she ran.
This act unsettled Iron Man,
and so he shouted at the fan:
“Use a power saving plan!
And if you stick that little charger
in my body once again,
mark my words you little bugger,
they’ll find your body in a van.”

 

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Want more superhero stuff?
Here is Spidey acting tough,
and Superman who had enough.
There are more comics, it ain’t no bluff.

What It’s (Probably) Like to Meet Sir Patrick Stewart

Patrick Stewart Urinals Cartoon - by C-Section Comics

I’ve never actually met Sir Patrick Stewart, but this is totally how I think it would be. I guess the strangest place to meet the guy would be in the urinals of a public restroom. I started thinking about how would such a meeting go, and the script basically wrote itself. If this meeting was real, I would probably also ask him about the secrets of his eternal youth. The puns and dad jokes part? Well, it looks to me like something that fits Sir Pat’s personality, but who am I to say?

Going back to eternal youth part, there are plenty of Internet jokes about how Pat Stewart never ages. He looks young, almost exactly the same as he did 30 years ago on Star Trek TNG. Some say he’s immortal, probably a vampire. This puts him in a distinguished position alongside actors such as Sean Connery, Neil Patrick Harris, and of course, the original vampire, Nicholas Cage.

Vampire or not, I admit Sir Patrick Stewart is one of my favorite actors. I could attribute this fact to several reason. First, he stars in some of my favorite Sci-Fi, Fantasy and Historical movies and TV shows, such as “Star Trek”, “I Claudius” and “X-Men”. Second – his physical attributes: the mixture of his British accent, deep voice and charming looks. Third, his acting skills and his Shakespearean background. And last but not least, his immortality. I don’t mean him being an actual vampire, I mean that while the careers of some actors dwindle as they age, Patrick Stewart continues to be relevant, is vibrant as always, and continues to reinvent himself.

In the mood for some more cartoons? Here’s one about the 12 types of people you can find in urinals (Patrick Stewart excluded), and here’s a list of all our Star Trek cartoons.

Wonder Woman’s Armpit Hair

Wonder Woman's Armpit Hair - by C-Section Comics

In Saudi Arabia, women aren’t allowed to drive, and cannot leave home without a male guardian. In Iran, gender segregation appears in workplaces and public events, and only 6% of parliament members are female. But third wave feminists in the States have bigger fish to fry – namely Wonder Woman’s armpit hair.

Or lack thereof.

Yes, this is a real thing. Following the release of the latest Wonder Woman movie trailer, a voice of outrage have risen on Twitter. The SJWs are outraged by the clean-shaven armpits of the Amazon princess, played by actress Gal Gadot.

Here’s one such tweet:

Of course, there are also saner voices out there

What’s my take on this?
1) The fact that Wonder Woman’s armpit hair is missing is indeed totally unrealistic.
2) But so is the fact that she’s an Amazon Princess from the Paradise Island who rides an invisible plane and wields the magical lasso of truth.

Here are some additional Wonder Woman cartoons, like the one where Wonder Woman marries Superman, or the one about the Evolution of Wonder Woman.

Dothraki vs Klingons

Dothraki vs Klingon - cartoon by Idan Schneider

Dothraki vs Klingons – why are they so similar?

The Klingon race was introduced in the original Star Trek series (TOS) during the 1960’s but since then their appearance changed significantly. The initial inspiration for them was Japan of World War 2, and indeed at first Klingons had a certain “Asian” look to them, with slightly slanted eyes and bronze skin. Later in the series, the inspiration for the “evil empire” changed from Japan to Russia, in the spirit of the cold war. In the Star-Trek movies of the 1980’s the Klingons went through a makeover, and got the appearance they have until today: big, muscular, usually bearded, with long hair and a ridged forehead. While the reason for the appearance change was primarily budget related (the 1960’s series didn’t have enough budget for make-up), fans and material such as the Star Trek Role-Playing Game provided plot-related explanations to this obvious appearance change. E.g. they claimed there are different races of Klingons. When looking at Klingon culture, it is depicted as a somewhat barbaric warrior culture, similar to the warrior nations we know in our own history: violent, clan-based, idolizing strength, with its own honor-based system.

The Dothraki are the fictional creation of author George RR Martin. They were created as part of the universe described in “A Song of Ice and Fire” novels, which was later adapted to the television series “Game of Thrones”. The Dothraki are inspired by the nomadic horse tribesmen of central Asia, namely medieval Mongols and the early Turks. Even their leaders are called “Khals”, similar to the Mongol title “Khan”. They are described as barbaric, militaristic, extremely violent, yet also with their own code of honor.

So as we see, both Dothraki and Klingons are based on the militaristic empires of Earth. Both races are considered as “Others” in their respective universes. On one side they are the enemy everyone loves to hate, because of their barbaric tendencies and their inherent violent nature. Maybe this is also the reason why in both TV shows, they made Dothraki and Klingons speak in their own guttural language instead of “English” – with the purpose of further alienating them. On the other hand, especially as the plot advances, you learn to relate to at least several members of those races. On Star Trek The Next Generation, Worf, a Klingon, becomes one of the main protagonists (and he’s undoubtedly one of the most beloved characters in STTNG). In “Game of Thrones”, there’s a slight shift in the way we view Dothraki. In my opinion, it’s best reflected in the shift of our view of Khal Drogo: from the initial contempt following his literal purchase of Daenerys Targaryen as a brides.

In any case, when it comes to measuring Dothraki vs Klingons in terms of popularity, both races are equally popular among their series’ respective fans. After all, everyone likes barbarians (as long as they’re far enough, and nothing’s farther than a different, fictional universe). Even their languages, Klingon (“Klingonese”) and Dothraki, are considered popular languages among geeks such as myself. In fact, geeks speaking Klingone has become a kind of a trope, but let’s leave that topic to a different cartoon (stay tuned).

So, “Valar morghūlis, mirre cartoons ēdruta sagon pikībagon!” – That’s High Valyrian for “All men must die, all cartoons must be read!(*)” . In that spirit, here are some additional Game of Thrones cartoons, like the one asking what if Meme stars were cast for Game of Thrones? or the one about how FRIENDS are viler than Lannisters?. And here’s the complete list of our Game of Thrones cartoons (including the one above).

 
(*) Translated via the High Valyrian translator. Go check it out!